Ok, so as if my week weren't bad enough with all of my latest TJ drama and dating men old enough to be my great uncle, I get this message on Match.com today.
"I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself "Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women..." and then I saw your ad and thought to myself "Hey, here's a poor, desperate, lonely woman that's actually CUTE..." so I thought I'd write and see if you're as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture..."
Is he trying to compliment me or piss me off? I'm not sure. For any single men out there who may have stumbled across my site, this is definitely a "dating DON'T" unless of course, you want to remain dateless for the rest of your remaining days.
On a different note, just to scare you a bit more...I've learned through experience that men over 50 can not get it up NOR keep it there. Hmm....funny, that must be why women over 50 have pool boys. Sign me up now.
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Gah! Men. So, yeah, that guy is a dick. But at least he was willing to show you that at the very beginning.
As for the other dick, that is why they make viagra. Plus, he is way too old for you, sex aside.
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